Thursday, 12 July 2007

Top 9 signs it’s going to be a long feast:

9. Opening prayer is a Persian chant of The Tablet of Ahmad
8. "We'll now adjourn to the other room for a short video"
7. The refreshments have turned into dried fruit and iced tea
6. Treasurer pulls out a stack of easy to follow charts on "how to attain our goal"
5. "Please return to the first room for a translation of the video"
4. The children are leafing through the Persian prayer book
3. More people in the kids' room than at consultation
2. Everybody is volunteering to read the closing prayer
1. Feast begins exactly at 8....Persian time!

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