Top 7 least popular souvenirs:

7. Weathered and outdated "third most widespread religion in the world" buttons

6. Orange juice squeezer in shape of Indian House of Worship

5. Happy "End of Year of Patience" greeting cards

4. The "Dawn-Breakers" alarm clock with permanent preset to go off at 4:30 a.m. every morning

3. Car window sun shield marked: "Blocking everything except the Light of Guidance"

2. Compass with a "Q"- direction to the Qiblih

1. Complete video set of "The World Congress"- on beta

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The top peril that can befall a Bahá’í traveler:

While in Tehran, saying, "Cab driver, to the Bahá’í Centre please."

Bahá'ís everywhere...Don't Eat Me...

A Bahá'í pioneer was trespassing through the jungle of some tropical country, when suddenly he found himself surrounded by naked men with bones through their noses, waving spears. They tied him up and threw him in a stew-pot, then started piling firewood underneath. Drums sounded. In desperation, the pioneer began reciting the "remover of difficulties" prayer. Suddenly the drumming stopped. One cannibal looked at another and said "Hey guys! I think we've just found the ninth member of our LSA!"

Light Bulb

Q. How many Bahá’ís does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Bahá’ís don't do that. They teach the light bulb and if it wants to transform, it'll change itself!

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